Sunday, 19 June 2016

Words and Whippets 4

I did it. I Did It. I DID IT!

I read my poems on stage in front of an audience and it was amazing!

Totally different to standing in a pub, on an open mic night and trying words out on others ears, some of whom would be trying to work what they would be saying rather than listening. I know, because I have found myself feeling guilty and having to point my attention back to the speaker.

But last night I read out in front of an audience, some of whom and come to hear me!

Yes, I am still over excited, but already wondering whether I read the right things, said the right things, should have been there at all.

I can hear faint shouts in the ether at that, but I was terrified. I haven't been able to concentrate on any thing for a good week or two, including the poems I would be reading. I just had to take on faith that I could do it, that Henry knew what he was doing when he asked me, even if faith in myself was patchy at best. (non existent for a large part of it but I should stop complaining and just get on with things .I am learning so much, and my goal is to get as good as others seem to think I am!)

Now my delighted, stomach churning, still bemused that it happened rant is over, the night was totally amazing.

Henry Raby was brilliant as usual, full of energy and picture poetry, energising the audience with laughter and serious points.
Dave Jarman, well Dave is always delightful, One of my friends knows him as the visual of two spider hands dancing on ether side of a chin because she couldn't remember his name. His stuff is clever, twisting some irrelevant scene into an important issue. With the occasional bit of uke thrown in for good measure.
I had never met Rachel Bower and her stuff was marvellous. Everyday, thought provoking, and a little mysterious and magical. I loved it.
Andy Craven-Griffiths was beyond thoughtful. Wonderful imagery with meaning, well articulated, saying things we all think about, or should, like everyday kindness.

Come to think about it, everyone was delightfully articulate and I would listen to them over and over again!
It was beyond marvellous and I thank all for their words, Henry for pushing me three years ago when I first stood up with some words with my heart in my mouth and the audience for giving me a portion of their time to listen to my words.

Thank you.

May Words and Whippets long continue.
With the talent oozing out of this small city's walls never mind the rest of Yorkshire, there will never be a lack of people to grace the stage!
Thank you

And thank you Taff, Sharon, Gegs, Marc, Dawn, Leanne and Andy, and Kate for giving a few of your precious hours to listen! (OK Taff, you couldn't come but you were there in spirit!)

Monday, 2 May 2016

The Last Days of napowrimo 2016

OK it is 2 days into May, but I am determined to put 30 poems on for 30 days. Had a lot of catch ups and spent the last day of April laughing at some of the best/worst jokes in the world.
Anti Slam winner York 2016
Please watch and enjoy, and enjoy!

So to my last three poems.
Not following prompts on any of them, just feelings from watching the world go by.

Beery Thoughts

Sit by the window with a pint
And watch the people go.
Let your mind just wander free,
And then the words will flow.
Flow down the river, to the sea.
Swirl round in shuddering eddies.
Catch on bull-rushes. Seep through moss
All thoughts are caught here.
None are lost.
But not in order.
Like pebbles in a stream
Like grains of sand,
The sea sucks and deposits them, where it may.
Pick one up.
Admire it.
Treasure it always.
This gritty seed might become a poem, one day!
As it sits on the windowsill,
Warming in the cloud-catching sun.
With a pint in hand,
Watching people,
Just for fun.

18th April 2016
 I never said I hadn't written more in the month of April, just off prompt, like this next one.

Half-moon seats

Half-moon seats.
The fading moon mirrors your existence.
You support.
The moon shines.
Both are inclined to wax and wane with time.
Half-moon seat.
Support me tonight.
Soon, the moon will be gone.
And I will be incomplete
Unsteady on my feet
Unsure which way to carry on.
Half-moon seat.
Please be the seat I can rely upon.

18th April 2016.

The final poem was written on the final day of April.
A 20 minute poem to take away.

Welcome to York.

Welcome to York
The tourist board says.
Welcome to York.
A walled roman city
Full of vikings and history
Poets and mystery
And streets that are gates,
And gates that are bars,
And bars that are, well pubs.
Lots and lots of pubs.
Full of folks to meet
with talented musicians
and spoken word artists
And beer.
Lots and Lots of beer.
Let me walk you round the corner,
Then the weekend can start!
Lamb and Lion, Eagle and Child.
Three legged Mare.
York Arms, (Sam Smiths) A little more local in there.
Past that big bloody church that cost lots of money
To a home of Guy Fawkes
And a gate of stone.
Are you feeling a bit unsteady on your feet?
Then we'll toddle round the corner
To Trembling Madness.
Which, when all said and done
Will happen to us at the end of this street after such beery fun!
To Evil Eye. And Ye Olde Starr Inn.
Punch Bowl (Nicholsons)
And Terrier, thought its a little hidden.
Then I'll walk you safe to the station,
Just past Harkers and Lendel,
And the lodgings of judges.
The Maltings taint flooded but it was a close thing.
And York Tapp
And home once again.
But you'll have to come back
and see lots more.
A weekend ain't long enough
For those 200 odd pubs you've missed.
Welcome to York
Go home happy, and pissed.

30th April 2016

And then it was done.
Now I've got to stop just writing any old rubbish and start planning Words and Whippets for June.
Wish me luck and thank you all for reading!

Joanne Foxton xx
May 2016

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Napowrimo Day 27 Long Lines

Long Lines on a British Spring

Where has Spring gone on this day of storms and sunshine blowing desperately
                  from the bitter North?
Has he hidden in the forest in the ruddy foxes den with sqealling
                   new born cubs?
Has she hidden amongst the silvery slender beech trees
                   surrounded by the baby soft fresh green leaves?
Is he bubbling under the surface of the wind ruffled pond
                  filled with frogspawn all glistening with a watching black eye.
Is she cocooned in the hedges in the tiny wrens nest, under wing,
                   safe inside a buff speckled egg?
Where has Spring gone on this day of snow and hail and blustery cold
                    that bites at face with Winter's teeth?
Spring is here amongst us now, and she is playing with us,
                    as we poor mortals forget again just how changeable she is.
Welcome Spring!

Napowrimo Day 23-26

Sorry guys, its catch up day again. But I am still struggling on. And I think the standard of my poems might reflect this, but, and it is a good but, I AM still trying. Even if I'm stumbling over sonnets...

Day 23

A sonnet was asked for, a sonnet they got!

There is a point in every poets life
When nothing that she writes, deserves to stay
upon the page, or recorded in a book.
Where words are caught, and trapped for every day.
There is a time in every poets dream
Where, no matter what she does, there is no time.
And nothing that she writes is what it seems
Or stays within the meter of a rhyme.
But who would want this talent to be tamed
As every image lit would sound the same,
And every emotion touched upon, awhile
would only bring a sad and lacking smile.
So I struggle to write until the start of May.
And words appear, poemish each and every day!

27th April 2016

Day 24

Thi is meant to be a mix and match poem with flowery prose and down to earth words. Think I have confused myself.

This last ventricle of a book has bamboozled me.
I wander across the vermillion viaduct,
Blanket tight in sweaty hand
As I try not to take umbrage at my own thoughts.
There is no hook for my turgid brain to hang a thought upon.
Voluptuous, or otherwise.
My breathless utterances rent the sky
with vulcanised swearwords.
But they cannot hold a candle to the pain
my thoughts have wrought.
Metal needles, copper pins,
tin foil sticks and stones.
I devoured them voraciously.
Now, only a random pine-cone rattles lonely
across the finger rough stonework.
And I loiter, inflexible against the wind.

27th April 2016

Day 25

"Cursed be he that moves my bones,
When I am gone!"
But death to him that touches my books,
And replaces them out,of, order,
Upon those sacred shelves.
Pushed in anyhoo.
Ruffled. Ripped and torn,
Corners crumbled and pages stained.
Unalphabetised, and height confused.
They are mine, I tell you. MINE!

But worse, if they were broken up
Forgotten, and unloved.
Unwanted on those sacred shelves.
Unread and unenjoyed by any other soul.
Bones are bones.
And curses only work if there is belief.
But books,
They only live when eyes devour the printed page.
Books should be read.
Not left as perfect spines, as dead as I, upon that undusted shelf.
Enjoy my books.
Forget my bones.

27th April 2016
This was the title/line of a poem By Ian Whitely based upon Shakespeare's tombstone. He wrote a great poem. Mine is different.

Day 26

Call and response.

A Beer Drinkers Sea Shanty?

Through storm and sunset we may sail.
Raise a pint of ale, lads.
Beyond the land, our faces pale.
Raise a pint of ale.
But we go on beyond the sea
Raise a pint of ale lads.
To find a fortune, after tea.
Raise a pint of ale.
And dragons foul, and maidens fair.
Raise a pint of ale lads.
What other delights do we find there?
Raise a pint of ale.
Through dragons fair, and maidens foul.
Raise a pint of ale lads.
We shall not throw in the towel.
Raise a pint of ale.
We shall not waver, for blood, or love.
Raise a pint of ale lads
And when all's done, meet down the pub
To raise a pint of ale lads.
To raise a pint of ale.

27th April 2016

Friday, 22 April 2016

Napowrimo Day 22 Earth Day


Giants, are not only tall,
And proud.
Always knowing the weather a second or two before the little folk do.
They are friends.
Giants are not always height challenged.
For they are tall in spirit,
And grow each day in song.
Giants live as if it was forever earth day,
For they know there is only one earth.
Giants know the earth is their foundation,
and it must be strong to stand tall on.
Giants smiles...
Their smiles are wider than the sky,
Because it shines from the depths of their eyes.
Giants are tall.
We are all giants.

For Starbucks Morning Shift 22nd April 2016

Napowrimo Day 19 to 21

It is catch up time again, but I'm still persevering.
First up is a practical poem, on how to procrastinate. I don't need much encouragement...

Day 19

How to...Procrastinate your day away.

Awake, with the sun upon your face.
Already to plan the day.
Watch each moment take shape inside your mind.
Think it through.
Decide exactly what you want to do,
               and when.
Got it?
Fixed it safe in your mind?
Then get up.
Sort out breakfast, and a cup of tea.
Think some more.
Put on the TV just to catch the morning news.
Don't worry if you stray and watch some kids cartoons,
It's only for an hour, or two...
Get dressed.
Is it lunch time already?
Then feed your face.
You cannot concentrate when you're hungry.
Just pop the dishes in the sink 'till later.
Grab a post lunch brew, and chill.
Let digestion take place
And there's a movie on at two.
You've got loads of time
 to do what you planned to do.
At five,
Start the tea.
Don't worry, you've still got the evening free.
It's fine.
A quick catch up on the news,
And a nice bottle of that post holiday booze
Because everyone needs a treat now and then.
It is ten p.m.
The day is done.
Have you done all the things you intended to do?
Nothing that you had planned?
Then join me as I shake your hand.
You have managed to procrastinate your life away.
It is now bed-time.
Just remember.
Tomorrow is another day.
There is always another tomorrow...?

22nd April 2016

Day 20

Kennings (Or riddle poem)

Wonderful word writer.
Funny bone creator,
Where have you gone?

Now real days only exist on goggleboxes in sacred corners of our homes.
Paper pictures of what-should-be.
Not this-is-now.
No this-is-us-with different choices.
Bindweed trapped rather than sunflower grown.

Humble Lady of the truth mirror.
Your creative soul has crumbled into dusk and dust.
But your bright day still filters through.
On moon shaded circles of binary memory
We will exchange jollity again with you.
We will laugh in your name.

(Victoria Wood 1953-2016)
22nd April 2016

Day 21 (Minor figure in myth/fable)

The Magic Porridge Pot

Fire blackened iron am I
round and empty
waiting to be filled with soups
and stews.
As I hang contented above the fireplace.

I wanted for nothing
I knew nothing.
I was nothing but earth smelted iron and blacksmiths skill.
Then into a story I was flung.
Imbued with magic.
With an awareness this container did not know how to contain.
Now my only purpose
to supply you with endless porridge.
You, who did not understand the words
"Stop, porridge pot, stop."
So I supplied you with porridge till it filled me up.
Swelled over my sides,
Bubbled over the fire
Spread across the floor
And out the door to the great beyond.
I could not stop it.
You could, but chose to fling your skirts above your head and run away.
I wanted to scream and rage at you,
I, who had no voice but the bubble of a stew.
I could do nothing.
Then she came.
And with the words stopped porridge brewing.
But I cannot stop thinking.
Magic has gifted me awareness this container should never have had to contain.
I stay here, hanging
filled with soup, or stew (up to you)
Iron cast, soot stained porridge pot I may be.
Now, I am watching you.

22nd April 2016

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Napowrimo day 15 to 18?

OK I have missed a couple of days. I normally struggle to continue at this point and usually give up but I had a hour or so with my notebook yesterday and tried to catch up.

These are my attempts.

Day 15  (Doubles)

I like a cup of tea on a morning.
But I always go home for me tea!
Ham, egg and chips is best.

My mind goes round and round in endless thought.
But when it's my round,
I pay up like a shot!

I often state through glass, at the moving world outside.
And always raise a glass to absent friends.

I can see no schooners going out to sea,
But I can drink one!

I tend towards the stout.
My stout boots will walk me anywhere!

This poem has no hook.
But I can crochet quite well with one.

18th April 2016

Day 16 (A list of questions to be answered either real or imagined. I chose Export)

Export: Dreams

They lay flaccid; And empty.
Awaiting packing, on the dock.
Fragile vessels for our dreams.
Exported around the world
For a very pretty price.
A profitable business
Is the selling of our dreams.
We wait in line to fill them.
Waiting patiently in line
to fill these fragile vessels with our joys, our dreams.
We watch them go.
Sold to the highest bidder.
Useless objects of ornamentation to grace a forgotten shelf.
And we lay down,
flaccid and empty upon the docks.
Awaiting packing of our dreams.

18th April 2016

Day 17 (Specialised dictionary was the prompt. I exaggerated with my knowledge instead.)


I don't much like marmite.
But I feel I should
For it comes from the art
that eases my anguish
that lays golden in the glass.
Once the isinglass has done its job.
After the mash tun has turned the wort into liquid bliss.
After cared for yeasts have fermented with bubbling joy.
After Humulus lupulus finest flowers
have added bite and dryness.
After malted barley has
chocolated  the sacred liquid.
And the quart poured
 from the handpull,
to the thirsty throat.
That gluop left in the bottom when all is done.
That is the soul of marmite.
And that is what I don't much like.
But I sort of should.

18th April 2016

Day 18 (sounds from home.)

No slang.
No slurring.
No colloquialisms.
No duck, no love, no pal, no mate.
No off t'school
or down t'shops.
to and the always had to have their rightful place.
Perfect central enunciated english only.
And any slurs, slips, or deliberately shortnin' of words
brought a swift clip round the ear,
And a bright smile, full of love.

18th April 2016

Now, what will Day 19 bring...