I'm a fucking thieving
bastard,
I steal stuff for me!
You wont know what I've
taken,
'Cause it won't be
there to see.
I'm a fucking thieving
bastard,
And I take from the
tills.
The money I have
stashed away,
The amount would make
you ill.
I'm a fucking thieving
bastard,
And I have many
excuses.
For the tills being
incorrect
to catch out all you
losers!
You knew I only gave
wrong change out
'Cause I didn't key it
in
And if you looked at my
voids
There's no corrects to
check them with.
But sometimes when I'm
really bored
I'll just declare the
wrong amount.
Then I'll smile
sweetly, deny it all
And pretend that I did
nowt.
I'm a fucking thieving
bastard,
And I'll arse you all
about.
Then I'll go home with
your cash in my pocket
And you can't catch me
out.
21/8/10
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